One day a very genteel Texas lady was driving across a high bridge in Austin. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin to jump.
She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump! Think of your dear mother and father."
He replied, "They are both dead. I'm going to jump."
She said, "Well, think of your sweet wife and children."
He replied, "I'm not married, and I don't have kids."
She said, "Well, then you just remember the Alamo."
He replied, "What's the Alamo?"
She replied, "Well, bless your heart! You just go ahead and jump you little Yankee Liberal Democrat Bastard...
You're holding up traffic."
You Gotta Love Texas!